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       The great danes and the animals

             The great dane like to live with some animals.

You 'll be surprised to see, how he can love cats, chickens, horses etc...

 

I need an own couch

   

we too

 

what an excellent pillow

are you crazy ?

it's better like this

 

no more place

 

who is not on his right place?

 

   

Big is unhappy

   

-  do you play with me ?

- no Big,  you are too big

 

   

-  do you play with me ?

- no Big,  you are too small

 

   

-  do you play with me ?

- no Big,  you are too puerile

 

-  do you play with me ?

- no Big,  I cannot but

come in my arms, I will comfort you

 

 

   

 

I am the cat and may go on the couch

Great danes have the carpets

If they come, I stay quiet and they only can sleep one over the other!
When I am tired ...

I go to the other couch

Bad girls! They 'll not get some place. I stay here.
And now, they are lying again...the one over the other! But let us wait, when mum 'll come...

 

You did not get the right vitamins :

you got "for hair's growth"

instead of "for dane's growth" !

 

 

Could you find an other place ?

I cannot sleep

when you are staying on my back

 

 

 

 

I'll be lying on you

so long you'll be lying on my carpet

 

Be careful

I am coming

 

Victor, are you sure, you are our dad ?

 

Don't be affraid, all these wild cats don't get you.

I am here.

 

Help !

 

I love you

 

 

- Are you sure, that he does not eat meat ?

- Yes. You don't need to be affraid. He only might gras.

 

It is very dangerous

 

 

Can you walk ? there is no ice now.

 

   

The Places are changed

 

 

   

I am dreaming from a bed...for me ALONE !

 

 

Be careful, your nose is to long

 

 

You realy eat to much for Xmas,

you need now all the bed.

 

 

 

Help ! There is a wolf, who want to eat me

jI prefer to give him my plate !

 

 

 

My God ! My little sister was so long in the sun, that she became long brown hair !

 

 

 

 

- Dis, ma Perle, tu es sûre que tu n'es pas malade ? Je veux bien te couvrir moi aussi, mais il fait 40 dans cette chambre...

- Mais c'est Elle qui veut que je me couvre, elle a peur que les bébés que j'attends prennent froid !

- Alors c'est Elle qui a pris un coup de chaud !

 

 

 

J'ai bien éduqué ma maîtresse :

dehors la corbeille trop petite,

à nous le bon canapé et la couette !

 

 

Je suis le chat baby-sitter de dogues le plus occupé au monde

 

 

 

S'aimer c'est regarder ensemble dans la

même direction

 

 

Tu m'écrases !

 

 

Que vois-tu ?

 

 

Tu vois ce qui arrive à force de m'appeler                 " ma poule"

 

C'est moi qui doit garder les croissants !

Sors de cette corbeille.

 

 

J'ai un secret à te dire, mais tu ne dis rien à personnes -d'accord,  -regarde, j'ai une minette.  

 

 

Laissez-moi un peu de place ! Vous m'écrasez.

 

 

Tu ne trouves pas que l'on se ressemble ?

 

Cherchez l'intrus

Coucou

 

Dogue fauve et chat bleu


Entre noirs

 

Hébé et Opaline

Les mêmes un an aprés

 

Est-ce un ours polaire ?

Mais non, c'est Opaline

 

Le chat tête

 

Ou cours-tu ?

- C'est bon ?
- Oh oui !

 

Les poules et Hébé

 

Lave-oreilles

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