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The great danes and the
animals
The great dane like to live with some animals.
You 'll be surprised to see,
how he can love cats, chickens, horses etc... |
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I need
an own couch |
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we too |
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what an
excellent pillow |
are
you crazy ? |
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it's
better like this |
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no
more place |
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who is
not on his right place? |
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Big is unhappy |
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do you play with me ?
- no
Big, you are too big
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do you play with me ?
- no
Big, you are too small
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do you play with me ?
- no
Big, you are too puerile
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do you play with me ?
- no
Big, I cannot but
come
in my arms, I will comfort you
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I am the cat and may go on
the couch |
Great danes have
the carpets |
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If they come, I stay quiet
and they only can sleep one over the other! When I am tired ... |
I go to the other
couch |
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Bad girls! They 'll not get
some place. I stay here. And now, they are lying again...the one over the
other! But let us wait, when mum 'll come... |
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You
did not get the right vitamins :
you
got "for hair's growth"
instead of "for dane's growth" ! |
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Could you find
an other place ?
I cannot sleep
when you are
staying on my back
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I'll
be lying on you
so
long you'll be lying on my carpet |
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Victor, are you sure, you are our dad ? |
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Don't be affraid, all
these wild cats don't get you.
I am here. |
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Help ! |

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I love
you |
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- Are
you sure, that he does not eat meat ?
- Yes.
You don't need to be affraid. He only might gras. |

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It is
very dangerous |
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Can
you walk ? there is no ice now. |
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I am
dreaming from a bed...for me ALONE ! |
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Be careful, your nose is
to long |
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You realy eat to much
for Xmas,
you
need now all the bed. |
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Help
! There is a wolf, who want to eat me |
jI
prefer to give him my plate ! |
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My God ! My little
sister was so long in the sun, that she became long brown hair !
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- Dis, ma
Perle, tu es sûre que tu n'es pas malade ? Je veux bien te couvrir
moi aussi, mais il fait 40 dans cette chambre...
- Mais c'est Elle qui veut que je me
couvre, elle a peur que les bébés que j'attends prennent froid !
- Alors c'est Elle qui a pris un
coup de chaud !
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J'ai bien éduqué ma maîtresse
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dehors la corbeille trop
petite,
à nous le bon canapé et la
couette ! |
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Je
suis le chat baby-sitter de dogues le plus occupé au monde |
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S'aimer c'est regarder ensemble dans la
même direction |
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Tu m'écrases ! |
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Que vois-tu ? |
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Tu vois ce qui arrive à force de m'appeler
" ma poule" |
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C'est moi qui doit garder les croissants !
Sors de cette corbeille. |
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J'ai un secret à te dire, mais tu ne dis rien à
personnes -d'accord, -regarde, j'ai une minette.
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Laissez-moi un peu de place ! Vous m'écrasez. |
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Tu ne trouves pas que l'on se
ressemble ? |
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Cherchez l'intrus |
Coucou |
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Dogue fauve et chat bleu |

Entre noirs |
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Hébé et Opaline |
Les mêmes un an aprés |
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Est-ce un ours polaire ?
Mais non, c'est Opaline |
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Le chat tête |
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Ou cours-tu ? |
- C'est bon ?
- Oh oui ! |
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Les poules et Hébé |
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Lave-oreilles |
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